Saturday 25 June 2011

How To Right An Upturned Sailing Dinghy.


You never know when you will need this survival technique but as with all of the weapons in the red blooded male’s armoury righting the upturned sailing dinghy should be one of them.

The first thing to remember when you capsize is not to lose contact with the craft. Keep a hold and hang on until you can reorganise your wits. In a sail boat the wind will push your sail onto the water surface, do not hang on or lie on the sail as once it goes under the water it will be extremely difficult to right the craft. When you can, manoeuvre yourself so that your back is to the prevailing wind at the rear of your craft with the sail laid in front of you. If there are two or more of you then one person, who knows how to sail, needs to be at the front, in a position ready to be scooped up when the boat is righted. The rest, if any, should help right the boat. One person should climb on to the daggerboard keeping as close as possible to where the hull meets the daggerboard to avoid excess pressure. Grab the boat rail with both hands making sure that your buddy has one leg in the boat and is holding on, ready to be scooped up. Now stand up, placing your feet firmly on the daggerboard or on the hull if there isn’t one, and lean back. The weight of your body will be enough to get the sail to leave the water surface. It will leave the water slowly at first, but once it clears the water the process becomes much easier. As the sail comes up it will orientate itself in the lee of the wind and as such the boat will not be sailing. On occasions the sail sheets (ropes) will be tangled in the rigging and can in fact start to sail away. The coxswain should be ready to release the sheets to stop this happening and then begin to bail out the water before bringing on board the rest of the sailors.

Saturday 18 June 2011

Suit that Suit



“The suit speaks well before the man opens his mouth.” – Kenn Griffiths.

Fashions come and go but the suit remains a quintessential part of any gentleman’s attire. Wearing a suit properly is not for the slothful. There are those who would advocate that the addition of baseball boots with the suit is ‘classy’ not so! It may be stylish, although I could argue against this, but it is certainly not classy.

When choosing a suit you should take as much care, if not more, as you would when deciding the colour of your Aston Martin.

A single button on a suit coat (not jacket) is there to create a clean stylish line bringing the eye to the wearer’s waist, giving the impression of a narrow tall figure. Ideal for the vertically challenged gentleman. When the button is fastened the coat’s lapels should meet in the centre of the torso between the solar-plexus and the navel in a straight flat line with no bends, bulges or waves, (British suits tend to show less shirt than the rest of the world and as such, sit slightly higher).

Two buttoned coats also draw the eye’s attention to the waist and are the best choice for the medium build gentleman. Two buttons are there for the look of the suit, the bottom button should never be fastened as it will take the fit of the coat out of line making it look off balance.

Three buttons draw the eye to the chest thereby adding width. The middle button is for fastening. It is acceptable to fasten the top as well but never on it’s own unless you are going for the Tonic wearing, skin head look, and if you are, thank you for your time, we’ll part company here.

Double breasted suits are for slim tall men as the style tends to add width, small stocky men should never wear a double breasted suit as they will inevitable look like a box on legs. Think Roger Moore 1962 not Bob Hoskins in Roger Rabbit.

The length of the coat generally speaking, should sit approximately half the distance from the sole of the foot to the top of the spine. Traditional British suits have only one central vent. This is a throw-back to the sword carrying, horse-riding days allowing the rider to sit comfortably in the saddle and to allow his sword not to disturb the suit line when worn at the waist hence the left side of the vent always cut over the right. Nowadays pockets are usually straight whereas traditionally slanted pockets were the norm, again for the convenience of the horse-riding male. One should never use the pockets for anything other than a discrete handkerchief, just in case the lady needs to dry a tear (clean, white, light cotton only please) but never for hands, maybe occasionally one, note His Royal Highness Prince Charles. Sleeve length is set-in-stone. The underlying shirt cuff should fall approximately one inch past the wrist joint and the suit sleeve cut to allow a half to three-quarters of an inch of shirt to be seen.

Trousers must fall in a straight line finishing as they rest on the front of the shoe with a slight crease allowing the rear of the trouser to hang slightly longer covering a third of the heel of the shoe. The rise should be comfortably high, ideally sitting at the top of the pelvis. The bigger the waist the higher the trousers. What you are looking to achieve here is the perception of long-legs, thereby slimming the figure. Pleats are acceptable but they are only there to help the larger waist. The best look is to slim down so that you can wear flat-fronted trousers without discomfort. Do not use the trouser pocket to fill with anything that disturbs the trouser line. It’s far more acceptable to use a gentleman’s handbag if you have anything to carry that would not fit in the pocket without being seen. Turn-ups are for double-breasted suits. They give weight and can make the fall of the trouser very dramatic but only the slimmest, tallest male should go for this. Never have a turn up on a single breasted suit.

Suit cloth comes in many weights and colours. Think in terms of usage. Light weights are fine for summer use and heavier (note I say heavier not heavy) for colder times. Medium weights are ideal for most temperate climates. It is fair to say that most gentlemen would get more wear out of a darker suit than he would a light coloured one. Ideally you should have a wardrobe with a selection. Suit coats should be kept on quality wooden hangers shaped to mimic the broadness of the shoulder where it meets the arm and fit all the way up to the sleeve/shoulder stitching, hanging with a gap all the way around to allow the air to circulate. Trousers should be hung separately, waste down with purpose made trouser press hangers that grip the last inch of the leg cushioned by velvet.

A bespoke suit is an absolute must. Bespoke, of course means made for you specifically and that means that you have to say exactly what you want the tailor to make. If it’s an existing style then it is in fact a custom suit. Bespoke will cost more than ‘off the peg’ but should last and look good for many years. Do not think that any tailor will do. Just because the sign says quality, does not mean it will be, likewise, Savile Row or Jermyn Street is not shorthand for quality. There’s good and bad in every profession. Get to know your tailor before commissioning your suit. Look at what they do and ask them about their work and experience. Do not be shy, remember you are the gentleman buying and, following the transaction, it will be you who will be the tailor’s best advert, experienced tailors know this. If your tailor does nothing more than allow you to choose the material and measure you, you are in the wrong place, so beat a hasty retreat. Any tailor worth his/your salt will want to know about you, where you will be wearing the suit, what you keep in your pockets, and much more.

Never wear a tired suit no matter how comfortable you find it.

The traditional linen suit conjures up images of the Empire’s far flung verandas and that’s probably the best and only way to think about them. I don’t know what it is but, certainly the British gentleman, somehow, doesn’t really carry this suit off at all.

Sunday 12 June 2011

Man's Survival Starts Here

As a man there is always an expectation that you will 'come up with the goods' when the going gets tough,like, for example, when things go wrong, not least if you are stranded and have to resort to basic survival. Here's how you should act......


Over recent years the terms survival, and survivalist have been closely linked with gun toting, muscle bound, machismo figures, misunderstood rogue soldiers and serving military special forces personnel trained to penetrate deep into enemy territory. The media hype of these types of characters has been further enhanced by the writings of former and currently serving military survival instructors. Given this, it’s sometimes hard to understand how we mere mortals could ever survive! In fact the truth is that very ordinary people have accomplished the vast majority of successful fights for survival against the odds. And why not? After all, we are survivors, everyday of our lives is one of survival. Some of us survive the crime-ridden streets of major cities others the remote jungles of Papua New Guinea. The difference is the day to day severity of the fight and our knowledge of the area in which we live. Throughout our lives we develop the skills needed to cope with our changing environment. Many of us expand this knowledge to enable us to cope, live and work in a wide variety of climatic, geographical and man made extremes. The difficulty arises when we are forced to survive in environments that we are not mentally, emotionally or physically prepared for. And yet, given a group of individuals in the same dangerous, life threatening situation, without adequate knowledge or training some will live through whilst others die. Political prisoners who have been subjected to extreme torture violence, starvation and appalling conditions, suffering severe injuries and disease have lived whilst others with relatively minor ailments have given up and died. It has to be the case that the latter group lost their will to survive.

Over the years there have been many reported incidents of outstanding personal courage that has demonstrated man’s will to survive against all the odds. One particular act that I believe underpins this, is the true account of a lone working farmer who, after having had his arm severed in agricultural machinery, had the presence of mind to realise that if he collapsed he would not survive. In that moment of logical decision he carried his severed arm a considerable distance to effect a self-rescue and thereby saved his own life. Another quite incredible feat of self-preservation is the story of the man who started his car and detonated a terrorist bomb that had been planted to assassinate him. Despite sustaining massive injuries including the loss of both legs he remained calm and conscious throughout his rescue and managed to successfully control the major shock to his metabolism. His courage and sheer determination brought him back from the brink of death.

Experiences such as these are proof that survivors are not made, training alone is not sufficient to win the fight. Mental attitude is more important! I have seen the biggest and hardest crumble under the pressure of simulated and actual survival encounters and then watched as the stereotypical weaklings have fought and won to gain a firm grip of the situation and their existence.

An appropriate definition of the word ‘survive’ is to fight, to live on when all help has gone. Obviously this is survival in its most extreme form. Fortunately not many of us will ever be in this position. In the majority of cases the survival fight is only as long as it takes for help to arrive. The difficulty is having the courage, coupled with the will to survive to stay alive long enough to either await the arrival of the rescuers or to effect a self-rescue. In both cases the survival priorities are the same and can be listed in order of priority as:
• Protection.
• Location
• Water
• Food
From the very beginning take control of your self. Have the confidence to fight. Your mind will naturally want you to survive and in the sub-conscious there is a wealth of brainpower to help you to develop the ‘will to survive’. Without this belief you will surely die. The problem is that you have probably never consciously accessed this wealth of brainpower and you may work against it, by convincing yourself that you can’t survive or win!

Be sure that you set your mind to the win mode. You can win, you can survive other people do and so can you!

Developing the will to survive is the first step to defeating the natural enemies of wind, cold, wet, and sun. From here on the struggle is with your self! You have to take on the battle to win against your poor physical condition, your lack of knowledge, panic and fear and your initial lack of confidence.

Once you have mastered the will to survive you will find that the aids to your survival will be your inner strength (often much stronger in females), your knowledge, the equipment you have, can find, or manufacture your psychological approach which is greatly enhanced by a sense of humour.

Never give up! Never let anyone or anything get the better of you! Never think you can’t, know that you can!